Thank you for letting 5 (6 including me) Harry Potter fans crash at home last night!...and thanks for waking up at 3 A.M. to pick us up from the theater just so we didn't have to drive and wait in the parking lot all night to get out!...and thanks for making food for us and providing us with something of substance.
Daniel Radcliffe,
If you know you are going to be shirtless on screen for millions of people to see don't you think you could invest some of your HP earnings towards a fake tan or a gym pass, preferably both? I mean hey, we're paying to see your movies so you might as well look decent in them! Please, it would be much appreciated.
Salt Lake,
Why do you have to be so great and why do you have to be so far away? 47 miles is too large of a distance between us. I can't wait to be with you again in 4 days! I miss you.
Directionally Challenged People,
Get your directions right. Today I have heard 3 of you say you are going down to Salt Lake this weekend. I don't know where you're going down, but it's not Salt Lake because Salt Lake is UP. So stop saying "I'm going down to Salt Lake City" because you're not, you're going UP to Salt Lake. Please, do me a favor so I won't be tempted to correct you next time.
American Heritage TA,
What is your secret to being a great teacher? Can you just TA for all of my classes?
Jamba Juice,
I propose you make your seasonal Pumpkin Smash a permanent item. Although I like your holiday season Berried'n Chocolate smoothie, your Pumpkin Smash could totally smash (or sweep) it off the menu.
Sincerely yours,
Abigail Barker
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