A couple months ago at the Relief Society Christmas white elephant party I got this cast iron piggy bank. We kept it by our front door for good luck. Every time we would leave our apartment we would rub it, and if we needed a lot of luck we could put some change in it. It is all nonsense, but hey, we actually felt like we had good luck....that was before Brad kidnapped him.
It became a joke between us and we would try to steal the pig (or Little Corey as I named him) from each other. Aly commented once that Brad and I were like a divorced couple sharing custody.
Brad would occasionally take Little Corey on adventures and snapchat them to me.
Another adventure Little Corey got to go on...
After a month of me not being able to steal Little Corey back from Brad I began to think he lost him. He came up with this elaborate story about how he took him hiking up Mt. Timpanogos with him and his friends. Apparently he had taken Corey out of his backpack to take a picture and someone bumped Brad and Little Corey toppled off of Brad's hand and tumbled down the hillside to his doom.
Gullible me believed him until as he was leaving my apartment I asked, "do you feel bad at all that you lost my pig?" As he ran sprinted out the door he yelled "I would, if he actually fell off the mountain."
All kidding aside I really just wanted my pig back. I don't know why, it was silly really, but I wanted him back. So with the help of his roommate I took Little Corey back. I then snapchatted the following picture to Brad.
After I took this photo I put Little Corey in my bedroom where he would be safe from Brad.
He hadn't said anything about Little Corey and then yesterday morning when I came upstairs to eat breakfast Paige asked me if I had been on facebook. I looked and the day before (on April Fools day) Brad had posted and video and a note on our ward facebook page that said "Just thought I would let everyone know of the abuse that has been going on at the Enclave behind all of our backs. Please support the cause. Call today..."
Thankfully no one every called me. So ya, Brad now has Little Corey again (I don't believe he killed him) so now I need to get him back and put this to rest once and for all!
